chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk


chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while making love


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there’s a dentist’s office above the starbucks i work at and the doctors come down all the time and today one of them walked in after a group of his coworkers and when they saw him he exclaimed “dentalmen!” and i fuckin lost it

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What can you tell me about Dalton? To encourage me to read it?


(ok now I’m mad, I wrote an answer and tumblr crashed, sorry if it took a log time to answer)

oh boy, getting a fangirl to talk about her fandom, you are just asking for it aren’t you? I’ll try to make this short and coherent. (TRY)

As you may have picked up by now, Dalton is a Glee fanfic that takes place at Dalton academy, it’s about the boys there and it centers around Kurt Hummel. It’s a Klaine fic, but it feels different that current-glee!klaine. Blaine is a lot more dapper-season2!Blaine, and he’s the same age as Kurt. It goes off canon, but I don’t think anyone who has ever watched glee finds that a bad thing.

I’ll tell you right now that my favourite thing about it is the characters. I truly believe that CP Coulter is unable to write a two dimensional character. Everyone of them (and there are a lot of them) is an onion with complex layers and skeletons in the closet that will make you weep. You think that character is comic relief? a villain? an innocent bystander? WRONG, in a few chapters you’re gonna be holding them in your arms whispering my poor baby.

The fic compares it self to Wonderland and it truly feels like that. You stubble in to this magical no-bullying-everyone-is-really-rich-and-attractive land and it all fun times and giggles and cute songs. Then as you get deeper you start to see the crazy impossible boys as relatable people with problems and flaws who make mistakes but you love them anyway, even more, for it. 

There’s a lot of lgtb+ characters ( and I do mean L and G and B and T and Q not just G’s and a couple os L’s), and yeah, most of them are boys, it’s an all boys school, but you still get to meet some awesome kickass ladies.

Also the fandom (and the author) is amazing and really welcoming and nice. I mean we just waited for two years for an update and we’re all here celebrating and discussing theories and making new friends and creating fan work. It think that says a lot about both the quality of the fic and the people in the fandom.

I understand that Dalton might not be everyone’s type of story/writing/fandom/whatever (again, two years waiting… it was a bitch… updates are not very reliable in this fandom) BUT if you do find ANY of what I just said interesting I encourage you to give it a try. At least get to the Twins they will make you laugh you butt out.

And I you even need a cookie or a hug or someone to laugh at that awesome one-liner with you, my askbox is open. :D

(I tried)

If you could take any character you’ve played and put them in the Marvel Universe, which one would you pick and why? x

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umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 


yes hello I am the last barium bender


I’m crying brb

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i just want to be able to draw the cool things


i just want to be able to draw the cool things

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She threw her sword – not at the giant but at the Doors of Death. The chains on the right side shattered. Hazel collapsed in agony, her side burning, as the Doors shuddered and disappeared in a flash of purple light.

Clytius roared so loudly that a half-dozen stelae fell from the ceiling and shattered.

‘That was for my brother, Nico,’ Hazel gasped. ‘And for destroying my father’s altar.’



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NO BUT PLEASE IMAGINE bucky joining the avengers and being a quiet superhero but one day as he’s incognito downtown a little girl tugs on his sleeve and he turns to see that she’s got a prosthetic hand and she looks at him and says very shyly ”i just wanted to say that you’re my hero” and bucky just fucking melts

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